Moses, Jesus and a bearded little old man play golf.
Moses takes his club and with an elegant swing sends off the
ball. It goes up in the air with a superb parabolic movement
and falls directly... into the lake! Moses is not at all disturbed,
he raises his club and at this moment the water opens up, leaving
him a passage through which to make his next strike.
It is now the turn of Jesus. He takes his club and with perfect
panache he sends the ball toward... the lake, where it falls
on a large water lily. Unperturbed, Jesus starts to walk over
the water to the ball, and from there he makes his next strike.
The little old man takes his club and, with a total lack of
style as if he had never played golf in his life, he sends the
ball flying off toward a tree. The ball rebounds on the trunk
then again on a branch. From there, it falls on the roof of
a house, rolls into the gutter, descends the drain-pipe, and
falls into the sewer from where it is travels through a channel
into... the lake. But after arriving in the lake it rebounds
on a stone and bounces finally onto the bank where it stops.
A large frog which was sitting just at that place swallows it.
And suddenly, in the sky, a sparrow-hawk descends on the frog
and grabs it, including of course, the ball. The bird flies
above the golf course, and the frog, becoming giddy, ends up
vomiting the ball... which falls perfectly in the hole!
Moses turns then to Jesus and says to him: "You know,
I just hate playing with your father!"