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Taoism |
Shit happens. |
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Confucianism |
Confucius say, "Shit happens". |
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Calvinism |
Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough. |
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Buddhism |
If shit happens, it really isn`t shit. |
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Seventh Day Adventist |
No shit on Saturdays |
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Zen |
What is the sound of shit
happening? |
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Hedonism |
There`s nothing like a good shit happening. |
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Hinduism |
This shit happened before. |
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Mormon |
This shit is going to happen again. |
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Islam |
If shit happens, it is the
will of Allah. |
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Moonies |
Only happy shit really happens. |
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Stoicism |
This shit is good for me. |
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Protestantism |
Let the shit happen to someone else. |
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Catholicism |
Shit happens because you are
BAD. |
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Hare Krishna |
Shit happens rama rama. |
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Judaism |
Why does this shit always happen to US? |
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Zoroastrianism |
Shit happens half the time. |
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Christian Science |
Shit is in your mind. |
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Atheism |
Sheeit. |
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Existentialism |
What is shit anyway? |
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Rastafarianism |
Let`s smoke this shit. |
Jesuitism |
If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? |
Psychoanalysis |
Shit happens because of your toilet training. |
Scientology |
Shit happens if you're on our shit list. |
Unitarianism |
Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. |
Mysticism |
What weird shit! |
Agnosticism |
What is this shit? |
Nihilism |
Who needs this shit? |
Aztec |
Cut out this shit! |
Quaker |
Let's not fight over this shit. |
Forteanism |
No shit?? |
12-Step |
I am powerless to cut the shit. |
Voodoo |
Hey, that shit looks just like you! |
New Age |
Visualize shit not happening. |
Deism |
Shit just happens. |
Secular Humanism |
Shit evolves. |
Shintoism |
Shit is everywhere. |
Wicca |
Mix this shit together and make it happen! |
Hasidism |
Shit never happens the same way twice. |
Objectivism |
Our shit is good for you. |
Theosophy |
You don't know half of the shit that happens. |
Dianetics |
Your mother gave you shit before your were born. |
Jehovah's Witnesses |
No shit happens until Armageddon. |
Hopi |
Corn fertilizer happens. |
Baha'i |
It's all the same shit. |
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