Funny Stress


1. funny stress quote:
"Stress: the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."
- Anonymous
2. funny stress quote:
"Don't sweat the small stuff... and it's all small stuff."
- Richard Carlson
3. funny stress quote:
"I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."
- Anonymous
4. funny stress quote:
"Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is like trying to organize your monthly bills by throwing them into a blender."
- Guy Finley
5. funny stress quote:
"No one can get inner peace by pouncing on it."
- Harry Emerson Fosdick
6. funny stress quote:
"How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward!"
- Spanish Proverb
7. funny stress quote:
"There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
- Henry Kissinger

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